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3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 45 notes

songofages:

hellostonehengetv:

Am I the only one surprised by this? O_o

www.hellostonehenge.com

@H_Stonehenge

That literally was not a line in the episode?

3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 46 notes
twilightsaphir:

I enjoyed this episode quite a lot.

twilightsaphir:

I enjoyed this episode quite a lot.

3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 194 notes
You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.
-

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via unicornempire)

I actually really love this analogy.

(via wincherella)

This is the best explanation I can find for what happened when I turned 30.

(via mymissus)

3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 50,517 notes

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 73,450 notes

cyan-shenanigans:

briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

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3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 180,766 notes
dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 200,594 notes
all-the-kili-feels:

hashtagstache:

Do you think she could have loved me?

NO. THIS RIGHT HERE IS NOT OK. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? I’LL FUCKING TELL YOU WHY.We all know that Kili is considered the “hot” dwarf, right? But in Dwarven culture, attractiveness is determined by your facial hair. Look at all the other dwarves, most of them have really extravagant beards (save for Thorin, really, but Richard Armitage said that he cut it off to honour those who were burned in Smaug’s attack on Erebor). Even most of the dwarf women have beards! So the fact that Kili only has stubble says that he would probably be considered UGLY to dwarf women. Think about it, he’s most likely seen as the goofy little brother of the soon-to-be king, Fili, who is the brother that gets all the girls.AND THEN HE GOES AND SAYS THIS. "Do you think she could have loved me?"This is literally heart breaking because all of his life, he’s been overshadowed by Fili and has heard dwarf women talking about him behind his back about his lack of facial hair. So when Tauriel, a beautiful, brave Elf shows an interest in him, HIM and NOT Fili, it gives him hope for something that could never be. And when he says this, the connotation is that he’s never really had a first love, and I think, essentially, that he doesn’t deserve it.

all-the-kili-feels:

hashtagstache:

Do you think she could have loved me?

NO. THIS RIGHT HERE IS NOT OK. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? I’LL FUCKING TELL YOU WHY.
We all know that Kili is considered the “hot” dwarf, right? But in Dwarven culture, attractiveness is determined by your facial hair. Look at all the other dwarves, most of them have really extravagant beards (save for Thorin, really, but Richard Armitage said that he cut it off to honour those who were burned in Smaug’s attack on Erebor). Even most of the dwarf women have beards! So the fact that Kili only has stubble says that he would probably be considered UGLY to dwarf women. Think about it, he’s most likely seen as the goofy little brother of the soon-to-be king, Fili, who is the brother that gets all the girls.
AND THEN HE GOES AND SAYS THIS.
"Do you think she could have loved me?"
This is literally heart breaking because all of his life, he’s been overshadowed by Fili and has heard dwarf women talking about him behind his back about his lack of facial hair. So when Tauriel, a beautiful, brave Elf shows an interest in him, HIM and NOT Fili, it gives him hope for something that could never be. And when he says this, the connotation is that he’s never really had a first love, and I think, essentially, that he doesn’t deserve it.

3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 34,883 notes

typhonatemybaby:

Legendary Wolf.

i dont think teen wolf has actualy ever topped this moment.

3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 232,917 notes

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 351,023 notes
3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 37,382 notes

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

4 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 334,234 notes
4 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 4,008 notes

sliceofbri:

THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS

THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL

NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST

4 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 120,067 notes
No woman was put on this earth to be hurt or humiliated in order to facilitate male masturbation.
- Gail Dines (via cunicular)
4 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 12,197 notes