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2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

47 minutes ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 629,234 notes
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lil-banshee:

When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT 

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49 minutes ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 132,045 notes

twelvefootmountaintroll:

i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”

and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”

and i’ll say “no like the font”

50 minutes ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 151,719 notes
50 minutes ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 74,795 notes

thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey
10 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 200,220 notes

bannannibal:

Domestic AUs are good but domestic AUs with dorky children are great

10 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 11,128 notes
vacationadventuresociety:

wtf how does this have so many likes???

vacationadventuresociety:

wtf how does this have so many likes???

10 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 27 notes

constantlyrambling:

rorpie:

constantlyrambling:

rorpie:

MARCELINE AND BUBBLEGUM ARE G A Y

MARCELINE AND BUBBLEGUM HAVE BOTH EXPRESSED ATTRACTION TO MEN SO THEYRE PROBABLY B I S E X U A L

i don’t care

I do bc bisexuals have literally no representation in media lol get ur biphobia away from me pls

10 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 22,604 notes
Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
- favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)
10 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 63,470 notes

huffingtonpost:

Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 

10 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 352,503 notes

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10 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 44,238 notes

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

10 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 41,011 notes

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

10 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 301,147 notes