some-timey-wimey-stuff:

danfanfics:

deepsouth:

rabioheab:

has anyone on this website ever heard of benedict cumberbatch 

no what is that

is that a band

sounds like an illness

nicklangsthighs:

elisabethdarcy:

THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

aladone:

my gravestone will say “oMFg i DiEd”

“Watercolor” Tattoo.

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

dualpaperbags:

when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms

shewillbelubed:

stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast

sayhitohannah:

I have honestly learned so much from Tumblr I mean come on this place has taught me more about the real world than actually being in the real world has

msjewbooty:

what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun